BEGIN WBLANCE



CHAIN
IF ~InParty("WillyB")Global("WBMockWillie","GLOBAL",4)~ THEN WBLANCE WBCaught
~Ahlright darlin', I got somefin for ya. Will ya go in the bogs wif me naa?~
== WBJORDAN
~Quality! Did you get this from Elizabeth Duke?~
== WBLANCE
~Don't you worry about where I got it. Worry about why I'm givin' it to ya.~
== BWILLYB
~'old on a minute! It was you what nicked me mum's handbag! Gis back me chain, or you're gonna get a slap!~
== WBJORDAN
~Yeah, but no, but... but shut up! 'e ain't chored nuffin! He got it down Argos cuz he likes me and not that Janine cuz she's a slag and she showed Keanu her tits down the graveyard.~
DO ~SetGlobal("WBMockWillie","GLOBAL",4)EscapeAreaMove("AR1000",2994,1096,3)~
== WBLANCE
~You're a fuckin' cock mate! Gel on afore I kick yer 'ead in!~
DO ~SetGlobal("WBRunAway","GLOBAL",1)EscapeAreaMove("AR1000",2980,1145,8)~
EXIT



CHAIN
IF ~InParty("WillyB")Global("WBMockWillie","GLOBAL",5)~ THEN WBLANCE WBWelfare
~Yo, they be tryin' ta skank me on me chat again!~
== WBJORDAN
~Yeah, but no, but they but... cuz we ain't got jobs, they got jobs, so what are they like? Shut up!~
== WBTYSON
~I can't wait till I'm old enuff to get dole. It must be wicked!~
== WBJORDAN
~Soon as I can get up the duff, they'll sort me out, innit?~
== WBLANCE
~Unless they give all *our* money to the fucking Kosovans in the meantime!~
== WBTYSON
~Whoa, whoa! Check dis! It's that arse-bandit, bald tosser whose mum we taxed. Gel on, din-lo!~
== BWILLYB
~Shut it, urchin! I'm not a member of the NSPC. I'm not above giving you a bit o' dis! (He raises his clenched fist.)~
== WBTYSON
~Wot ya talkin' about, ya old bastard! I'm firteen, mate. I'm not a kid!~
== BWILLYB
~(Ignoring Tyson, he turns to Jordan.) And as for you, munter, get that chain off your neck before I snap your neck, and take it myself!~
== WBJORDAN
~Shut up! I got loads a gold cuz Reece and Stacey split up and Reece gave me all her gold cuz she's a slag and I sucked him off and your chain's shit anyway and if you try 'n take it Lance'll kick yer 'ead in.~
== WBLANCE
~Uh, yeah. Watch it!~
== BWILLYB
~Listen, sunshine. I'm a luvly geezer, but I can be very, very naughty. Yer out of yer depth. Leave it!~
== WBLANCE
~Wot's it worth to ya?~
== BWILLYB
~Since you seem to be showin' a bit o' sense, if you give it back to me, I'll save myself the trouble of sorting you out.~
== WBLANCE
~Well, she's got 'undreds anyway, and I've shagged her before, so it's no biggie, innit? (He takes the chain from Jordan.)~
== WBJORDAN
~What are you, Lance, some kinda poof? If ya don't give me back that chain, you ain't gettin' none, and I'll tell all my mates yer shit in bed!~
== WBLANCE
~Your mates are all fat, anyway, and I've shagged most of 'em, as is. Like the man says, yer a munter!~ DO ~GiveItemCreate("WBCHAIN","WillyB",0,0,0)EscapeArea()~
== WBJORDAN
~Yeah, but no, but... you cum too quick anyway! Why don't you fuck off with your new gay boyfriend anyway! Shut up!~ DO ~EscapeArea()~
== WBTYSON
~If you guys are split up, any chance of a shag, Jordan?~ DO ~SetGlobal("WBMockWillie","GLOBAL",6)EscapeArea()~
EXIT
