CHAIN IF ~InParty("SK#Neht")
CombatCounter(0)
!AreaType(DUNGEON)
Global("SK#JaN","LOCALS",0)~ THEN BJAN nehjanchain
~You know, you remind me of that story Uncle Scratchy told me about the cat Rutaturd.~ DO ~SetGlobal("SK#JaN","LOCALS",1)~
== BSK#NEHT ~I... am certain I doth not have much akin to a cat.~
== BJAN ~Well, in the story, the cat Rutaturd got too close to a barrel of turnips. He died from a horrible turnip overdose, and came back as a vengeful wraith. He was the bane of all turnips.~
== BSK#NEHT ~There is nothing to fear of me to be a vengeful wraith of turnips....~
== BJAN ~Oh, but here's the kicker, even as a wraith Rutaturd had bad indigestion...~
== BSK#NEHT ~Since my undeath I have yet to acquire indigestion, art thou certain thy cat--~
== BJAN ~...you should have seen the messes Rutaturd could make, why, one time he sprayed an entire wall green with little turnip pieces...~
== BSK#NEHT ~Jan....~
== BJAN ~...took a week to clean it up. Then, Rutaturd attacked the next door neighbor's turnip grove...~
== BSK#NEHT ~Thou tells a story of... heroic proportions, yet--~
== BJAN ~... managed to regurgitate all those turnips across the neighbor's house. Now let me describe to you the mess *that* was...~
== BSK#NEHT ~JAN!~
== BJAN ~ ...from the smell of it, it seemed that Rutaturd had eaten more things than turnips...~
== BSK#NEHT ~Wraiths doth not have stomachs....~
== BJAN ~...this time the slime all over the place caused by Rutaturd was more than one color too....~
EXIT

CHAIN IF ~InParty("SK#Neht")
CombatCounter(0)
!AreaType(DUNGEON)
Global("SK#JaN2","LOCALS",0)~ THEN BJAN nehjan2chain
~Would you like me to show you were Rutaturd is buried, Neh'taniel?~ DO ~SetGlobal("SK#JaN2","LOCALS",1)~
== BSK#NEHT ~Nay, Jan, thy cat probably needs its peace.~
== BJAN ~Nonsense! Why, another undead visiting him will bring a smile on Rutaturd's face, why the last time he smiled...~
== BSK#NEHT ~Not again....~
== BJAN ~...was when I brought home a female cat called Killer P. Rutaturd was attracted to her like marshmallows to chocolate milk... cheese to crackers... gnomes to turnips... corn on the cob to toe jam...~
== BSK#NEHT ~What are... marshmallows?~
== BJAN ~...They spent many a night frolicking in the gardens, and doing MORE than just frolicking, if you catch my drift... Why, I remember finding those two in a sack of flour, we had to throw it away, in fact...~
== BSK#NEHT ~Jan....~
== BJAN ~And then the TERRIBLE tragedy of the turnip barrel... when Killer P. found out, she was devastated...~
== BSK#NEHT ~That is... very troubling....~
== BJAN ~...She wouldn't eat, she wouldn't sleep, she wouldn't even sniff her turnip... After a while, she just left... and about that time Rutaturd the Wraith appeared in our nightmares, and in our lives... and I never saw her again....I loved that cat! I still have scars on my arms from her! You look a little paler than usual there, Neh'taniel. Should I get you something to drink?~
== BSK#NEHT ~Nay, fire wraiths and water doth not mix well.~
= ~Jan, at least they lived a... good life. I do not doubt that Rutaturd will recover with his love of turnips....~
== BJAN ~I know, Neh'taniel, and someday you'll find a Killer P. of your very own.~
== BSK#NEHT ~Mayhap, I will... someday... Jan.~
EXIT
